Micheal Jackson and Elephant Man join for the “Snuffed and Stuffed” Tour. Mummified remains exhibit to go around the world.

Batboy – I was Ed McMahon’s Love Child — Bat Boy finally reveals the secret of his origins. For picture go to http://snipr.com/lsgdj

Tabloid News: Aliens Abducted Billy Mays – But Wait! There’s More!

Karl Malden’s Penis is Missing – vengeful visitor snitched the wang during wake. Part described as “remarkably resembling his nose

Micheal Jackson’s Face Appears on Tortilla Made in Mendocino – Chiconahui found more than tortillas in her skillet Friday night

Golden Oldies Series” “Scotty, beam us aboard”. “Aye, sir. Will a 2×4 do?”

44-year-old male caught shop lifting in supermarket. Police pull large piece of meat from his pants. No not that meat. The other red meat. http://is.gd/1kd2e