WikiLeaks announces its Swedish servers are run by Lisbeth Salandar*. Pentagon Cyber-warfare team cancels planned attacks. Smart guys.

* for those of you living on a desert island without adequate beach reading materials, Lisbeth Salander is the Girl With the Dragon Tatoo.

The Hispanic Domestic Union angry that Russian Spies are called “illegals”.  Says proper term is “undocumented espionage workers”.

Golden Oldies Series” “Scotty, beam us aboard”. “Aye, sir. Will a 2×4 do?”

Golden Oldies Series: When blondes have more fun do they know it?

If a synchronized skater falls down, do the others have to fall down, too?

Golden Oldies Series: Hickory, dickory, dock, three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck one… and missed the other two

Golden Oldies Series: Cement mixer collides with prison van. Motorists asked to lookout for sixteen hardened criminals.