WikiLeaks announces its Swedish servers are run by Lisbeth Salandar*. Pentagon Cyber-warfare team cancels planned attacks. Smart guys.

* for those of you living on a desert island without adequate beach reading materials, Lisbeth Salander is the Girl With the Dragon Tatoo.

Midway Islanders Say Pentagon is all wet – Hawaii gets N Korean missile defense systems, Midway gets a case of Super Soaker Vaporizers.

North Korea says they will continue work on the Illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator just as soon as they take care of that pesky rabbit

Kid’s gone? Empty Nest? Call Hire-A-Gitmo! Let a pro terrorize the cat and vacuum your ‘fridge. Osama Recommended – Jihad Approved.