Joran van der Sloot tells Peruvian Authorities he also knows where Jimmy Hoffa is buried, who shot Tupac Shakur and next week’s Fantasy 5 number.

44-year-old male caught shop lifting in supermarket. Police pull large piece of meat from his pants. No not that meat. The other red meat. http://is.gd/1kd2e

Golden Oldies Series: Cement mixer collides with prison van. Motorists asked to lookout for sixteen hardened criminals.