Joran van der Sloot tells Peruvian Authorities he also knows where Jimmy Hoffa is buried, who shot Tupac Shakur and next week’s Fantasy 5 number.

Al Gore Cheated with Larry David’s Ex — http://dld.bz/hgPr

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Tabloid News: Aliens Abducted Billy Mays – But Wait! There’s More!

Karl Malden’s Penis is Missing – vengeful visitor snitched the wang during wake. Part described as “remarkably resembling his nose

Micheal Jackson’s Face Appears on Tortilla Made in Mendocino – Chiconahui found more than tortillas in her skillet Friday night