Golden Oldies Series” “Scotty, beam us aboard”. “Aye, sir. Will a 2×4 do?”

44-year-old male caught shop lifting in supermarket. Police pull large piece of meat from his pants. No not that meat. The other red meat. http://is.gd/1kd2e

Kathy Griffin makes appeal on twitter — Can someone please start a rumor that I am dead? I don’t want to do it myself.

Golden Oldies Series: When blondes have more fun do they know it?

Ed McMahon seen in hell filling out sweepstakes applications for America’s Family Publishers

Holly Madison to throw Kendra Wilkinson a baby shower in Vegas. Kendra: “if I get baby presents in Vegas do they have to stay in Vegas?”.

If a synchronized skater falls down, do the others have to fall down, too?