Josh Dugger was going to get a rabbit as an Easter gift for his sisters until his mom told him that sex toys weren’t appropriate for Easter.
In other news, Arkansas authorities say Josh Dugger has been improving. Police said that lately he has “been coming into his own”.
Kids gone? Empty Nest? Call Hire-A-Gitmo-Detainee! Let a pro terrorize the cat and vacuum your ‘fridge. Osama Recommended – Jihad Approved.
I wonder if they potty train the puppies up in Heaven to poop in Hades. Seems justified to me.
Having sex with creatures from the future is a bad idea. Especially if you are a shrimp.
“Darwin somehow discovered that men are descended from monkeys, although he could have known this already if he’d asked the men’s wives.” PJ O’Rourke Holidays in Heck
Consolidated B-24 emerges from flak area with its No. 2 engine smoking. (U.S. Air Force photo)
North Korean Defense Chief Catches Flak for Falling Asleep
Really CNN, was this the best you could do? North Korean Defense Chief Killed by Anti-Aircraft Fire
“How do we know that there are no women in heaven? Because in the Book of Revelation it says there was silence in heaven for half an hour.” -Immanuel Kant